German men are 'world's worst lovers'

There is a hilarious article in Britain's Telegraph newspaper where women rate their men as lovers. American men are ranked 5th among the worst behind the Germans, British, Swedish, and Dutch. It could be worse. The Russians are too hairy and the Turks are too sweaty. But even they rank as better lovers than American men.

In case you were wondering, the Spanish men rank as the best and are followed by the Brazilians, Italians, French, and Irish. Hmmm.... maybe the French really are lovers. They don't seem to be fighters.